I was at her house while she was at work. I thought that I had to fart, but I accidentally pooped in my pants. Some of it got on her new couch. Should I tell her, or just flip the cushion. Can I blame it on the dog?
2007-05-03 13:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by J.J. 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm sorry but that is the most craziest, funniest , most retarded **** I've every read! Thank you so much you gave me a good laugh! Ok back to business well if your girlfriend gets mad easily just try to clean it and when she comes home tell her how the dog did it and how you tried to clean it. OR if you want to have an honest relationship just tell her the truth and that your sorry. Good Luck
-Hanna
2007-05-03 13:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by hanna l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU NEED TO CLEAN IT UP! Go to the store, get some Resolve or Woolite upolstery cleaner or even a little soap and water and clean it up. You can tell her you had an "accident". You don't have to tell her what the accident actually was.
I hope her sofa is not white ;o)
2007-05-03 20:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lele44 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOOOOOO don't tell her DEFINATELY don't tell her. if my bf pooped on my couch i would NOT want to know. just try to clean it up, if it doesn't work out- flip the couch, but if that's too obvious, THEN blame it on the dog. but serioulsy do NOT tell her YOU did that!!
2007-05-03 20:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke? I would normally tell u to be honest but seriously DON'T tell her that. Just wash it out and if she notices blame it on the dog
2007-05-03 20:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are u serious? well if u are then no u should tell her....wait how long have u been dating if not long them flip the cushion and never go back.
2007-05-03 20:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by lashae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitly do not tell her she might break up with and tell everyone try and clean it without her noticing or if she does have a dog blame it on him but only if she asks u
2007-05-03 20:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by ilstugotsil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all, EWWW. secondly wash it out urself while shes not home cuz i would much rather go through my life WITHOUT knowing that my bf pooped on my couch (i mean honestly u couldve ran 2 the bathroom)
2007-05-03 20:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by mdmel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
blame on the dog dude!
2007-05-03 20:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by dannyhoa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
totally blame it on the dog.
=)
haha. this made my day.
2007-05-03 20:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blame it on the dog!!! for sure
2007-05-03 20:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ange 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋