A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
2007-05-03 12:17:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm, it's kinda funny. It made me smile. :]
Thanks, cheers love!
2007-05-03 12:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy was out playing his weekly round of golf when he hit a shot into the trap off the 11th green. So he pulls out his sand wedge and takes a swing at the ball only to hit something metallic underneath. Being curious, he digs away the sand only to find what looks like Aladin's Lamp. It's kind of dirty, so he takes out his golf towel to clean it off. All of a sudden... POOF! ... a genie apears from the lamp and says,
"Sir, you have freed me from the lamp! For this I will grant you 3 wishes!"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "You know, I have everything I could possibly want. Give the wishes to someone else." He quickly putts out and leaves for the 12th tee.
The genie is flabergasted. "To think that someone in this world could feel so fulfilled that he could pass up not just 1 but 3 wishes! I know what I'll do. To reward him, I'll grant him 3 things without him knowing. Now lets see. What does every man want? Money! He will have all the money he can use. Power! Every man wants that. And what else? ... Sex! All that he wants."
A couple of weeks later the man is coming toward the 11th green and there is the genie - sunning himself in the trap.
Genie: (feeling smug) "Hey. How's it going?"
Man: "Couldn't be better. Last week I raised over $1,000,000 and gave the most spellbinding and effective talk of my life. It looks like I'm gaining more influence among my peers and superiors. Things are great."
Genie: "If you don't mind me asking, how's your sex life?"
Man: "It's great. I've had two women in the last two weeks."
Genie: (looking puzzled) "TWO women? That's not very good!"
Man: "It is if you're a priest in a small parish!"
2007-05-03 12:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last line usually goes like this.....
I want to be up to my neck in pvssy......so the genie turns him into a tampon!
2007-05-03 12:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by Danny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny if I was still in the 6th grade
2007-05-03 12:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg that is a good one, but it would be better if it was fat free!!!
2007-05-03 12:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by ~*hollister*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moderately funny
2007-05-03 12:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by odandme 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
eh, i would tell it to anyone its not really that funny
2007-05-03 12:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mmmmmm.......
2007-05-03 13:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny....
2007-05-03 12:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol funny ! it`s true (:
2007-05-03 12:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋