Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says: "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy."
The second mouse, not to be outdone says: "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down, I grab it and do bench presses with it."
The third mouse says: "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go screw the cat."
2007-05-03 11:18:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey !! I'm the good looking bald fella on here.
Handbags at dawn ?
Nice joke though.
2007-05-03 11:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute.. lol.. got one for ya too.. maybe heard it before though.. A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the field" A short time later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran to his son. What's wrong??" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet!" The boy answered, "Look.. I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said " Should we eat them here or take them with us?"... Well, I guess i just panicked."
2007-05-03 11:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by rootzgirl34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh. Still loving the handsome bald fella. Have a star from me!
2016-05-19 23:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A jolly rousing lol
2007-05-03 11:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it they gonna go make crat babies, way to go third mice
2007-05-03 11:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee heeeeee
2007-05-03 11:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by odandme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like "tom and jerry" the children's show???
2007-05-03 11:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
for some reason that wasnt funny
2007-05-03 11:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, funny!
2007-05-03 11:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
starahahaha!
2007-05-03 11:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋