The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-05-03 10:56:08 · 8 answers · asked by zoomddy2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so wrong. but so funny! You get your stars for great comedy!
2007-05-03 11:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. The CIA was stupid, the FBI was mean, and the LAPD were abusive.
2007-05-03 18:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by magnaangemon01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One!
2007-05-03 18:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by ashes2angel83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it on y/a before but it made me laugh again.
2007-05-03 18:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... I liked it... but it is so true...
poor bear >.< thats gotta hurt
2007-05-03 18:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by sbttw2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel you.I'm in Ca.Have a star *........
2007-05-03 18:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. STAR!!!!
2007-05-03 18:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHAHAHa thanks babe.!!
starrrr forr u =]
u rock.
best of luck. my wishes to ya.!
2007-05-03 18:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋