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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

2007-05-03 10:47:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

10/10! I would have choked if I hadn't put my water down! Wonderful joke! Have a star!

2007-05-03 10:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 0

Now you are crazy and very funny....I will share this for sure.......Star to you lady.

2007-05-03 18:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

yea heard it be4 but funny

2007-05-03 17:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahhaha...kekekekeek........(what's your secret?)
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
yeah worth a star.....AGAIN!!

;)

2007-05-03 18:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 0 0

That's so, sooo funny! :D

2007-05-03 18:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

Mean, mean, mean.
LOL

2007-05-03 17:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0 0

i don't get it.

2007-05-03 17:54:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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