An army of iraqi insurgents were marching along a large hill when a rock came over the kill and hit the iraqi cammander in the head, then a shout came, "I bet you 1 army ranger can kill 5 of your best soldiers!" So the iraqi cammander sent 5 of his best over the hill, after some gunfire another rock came over the hill and smacked the iraqi cammander in the head, followed by another shout, "I bet you 1 army ranger can kill 50 of your best men!" So the iraqi cammander sent over 50 of his best, after a lot of gunfire and a few explosions a third rock came over the hill and smacked the cammander in the head, followed by yet another shout... "I bet you 1 army ranger can kill 500 of your best men!" Furious the iraqi cammander sent 1000 men over the hill, after about 10 minutes of gunfire, screams, and explosions a few iraqis ran back over the hill screaming.. "RUN, it was a trick, there are 5 of them!
We army rangers are bada$$es!
:)
2007-05-03 10:15:19 · 4 answers · asked by Trevor Smith 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
koool
2007-05-03 10:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Git-r-done fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn right you are and all the credit in the world to you. I was in the army for 4 yrs and i sure couldn't have done ranger training.
2007-05-03 17:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad to the bone.Good joke( I love those Troops and pray for their safety)...A star for it....
2007-05-03 19:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmfao!!!!
2007-05-03 17:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by concerned Illinois 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋