If it does happen and they all get swooped up and taken to heaven you're all invite to my "thank god the the rapture came and took the christians" party. Please BYOB because I'm kinda poor!
2007-05-03 09:34:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll bring the cupcakes!
Imagine a week where no one asked you if you'd found Jesus yet. And even if they do I'd be like "Yah, he was here but he left without you"
2007-05-03 09:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Zimmia 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
When it happens you would be better off reexamining where you want to be. The next 7 years after that point will be Hell on earth. 3/4 of those who are left behind will be dead by the time Christ reappears. The world as you knew it will no longer exist after that point. People are under the false belief that there is good in us naturally, that's a lie.{there is none good but God] Once all those who are raptured are gone "good" for the most part will be hard to find. evil rises up even more because Satan knows his time is short. So if you are going to party I guess you better enjoy yourself while you can.This you will learn all about by studying all the prophets, revelation,and even Jesus own words.
God will be merciful to us, it is also predicted that before the rapture{which is our term not the bibles] Israel will come under attack from the north and God will step in to prevent their destruction and prove to the world He is God. If you watch the news you are aware that that is being threatened now. Iran with the backing of Russia is gearing up for just that. The Iranian president promised in the UN he will make it happen within 3 yrs. They will annihilate Israel. After He does this there will a great harvest [those coming to the Lord] then the rapture. He proves Himself so that all can see and come to Him.
2007-05-03 09:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Connie D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are people fooled by this Rapture cult?
When the Japanese got nuked, they left the earth at 1/1,000,000 of a second, that was in a twinkle of an eye. How fast do you think the so-called Rapture will take?
What Bible do people read that even says any thing about a Rapture? Very well then, when you realize you been fooled into believing that cult, Remember I told you so...
2007-05-03 09:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a Christian that tries to practice his faith.
One day I was talking to a lesbian that I loved and I said, "won't heaven be nice after this life down here."
She said, "Heaven I don't want to go there!"
She said, "oh no heaven will be full of Christians and that's the last place I would like to spend eternity."
I hope you laughed, I cried. I loved that precious girl like a brother.
I wish sometimes all the half baked holy on Sunday and jerks the rest of the week guys would go on a rapture and leave the last few years to some really committed ones to change the world we live in
2007-05-03 09:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk about a leading question from a biased viewpoint! Why would you want the only people on earth that truly love you with
God's wonderful love in spite of your slams against them to be taken away.
Once they go the Spirit of God goes with them, and you will not like the difference! It will be the closest thing to Hell you will experience on earth before seeing the real thing if you don't repent and get right with God.
2007-05-03 09:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian and I think the "rapture" is a doctrine developed by scripture twisting. I look forward to the second coming of Christ - the end of the world, and not some "secret" rapture with Christians vanishing while the rest of the world stands around and goes, "Duh, did you see that Ralph? Whadda ya think it meenz?"
The Lord will appear in the clouds with power and great glory and EVERY EYE WILL SEE HIM. No secret rapture there, just plain ol' reckoning day.
Tom
2007-05-03 09:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are people other than Atheists invited? I would love an invitation!
And, I completely feel ya on the BYOB....my job doesn't pay near enough to supply all the beverages either.
2007-05-03 09:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by KS 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If during the rapture God were to smite all the sinners, haters, rapists, thieves, liars and murderers, and he only accepted those who lived according to the teachings of Jesus, absolutely EVERY SINGLE CHRISTIAN would be SMITTEN.
SO your Rapture Party would be soiled with the ashes of the "pious Christians".......in case all that crock of the Rapture were true...
Cheers anyways!!!
2007-05-03 09:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
But I though we atheists were all going to boil in Hell when the Rapture came...
2007-05-03 09:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by Simon B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If there really was a god that was going to swoop up all the "true" christians, we'd still be stuck here with the fundies. But if the fundies get swooped up I'll be throwing a party too!
2007-05-03 09:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by zmj 4 · 7⤊ 4⤋