A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed
P....
E....
N....
I....
S....
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
2007-05-03 08:25:24 · 94 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good one!
2007-05-03 08:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Haha, this is a case of reverse effect or anticlimax. I have one under this category to share with you in return.
A man loved his wife so much, he decided to do something unique to touch her heart. So, the went to the studio to have the words "I love you" tattooed on his penis. When he went home, beaming with pride, he said, 'Darling, stop cooking for a while , I have something special to show you.'. He then took out his penis and laid it proudly on the kitchen table. The wife was screaming at the top of her voice, "Don't you dare put words into my mouth!!!!"
2007-05-09 07:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! thats so funny, i don't know about the wife, i nearly fell off the chair laughing too!
2007-05-07 08:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant.
9/10 and a star
2007-05-07 06:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by shadowstormemily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-05-10 05:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men! We all know what is truly the Most Important Thing in their World! LOL.
Great Joke! LOL.
2007-05-10 09:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.. Don't you hate when that happens! You my dear gets a star!
2007-05-10 06:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that was very funny... 10/10
thx for the laugh heres a star in return...
=D
2007-05-10 12:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-05-09 11:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by kez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma *****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma *****. I gonna back to Italy''
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2007-05-10 16:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
2007-05-09 22:36:31 · answer #11 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋