I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
2007-05-03 07:58:55 · 8 answers · asked by tucksie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey! so not cool! but funny! lol.
2007-05-03 08:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well thts jus messd up luv MOST women are NOT like that
well im not ne way
2007-05-03 15:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by bubblez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree but it depends on the type of man u are
2007-05-03 15:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, my hubby and I agree! Sounds too familiar!!!!
Thanks for the laughs!
A star for you!
2007-05-07 12:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll pray for you. How sad you feel that way about women.
2007-05-03 15:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty funny i guess
2007-05-03 16:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - good ones
2007-05-03 15:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10. funny thanks.
2007-05-03 15:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋