Jesus my Mexican gardener is very hungry. He has been cutting my grass all day. What should I get him from lunch?
He said he likes Tacos and Burritos but I really cant stand the smell of Taco breath.
Should I maybe get him an Enchilada?
2007-05-03 06:30:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yaa... or maybe some chalupas, chimichanga or tamale! He may also like a cool glass of horchata.
2007-05-03 06:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 23:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fr. Dougal! I love you. Where have you been? Seen any spider babies lately? Have you reconcidered your career as a milk man?
How about a veggie burrito for Jesus? It's probably all that pork that smells funky.
2007-05-03 06:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was younger I took piano lessons from Jesus- he was great- I wonder where he is now.
My Jesus was hispanic so he'd love some chicken enchiladas with mole.
2007-05-03 10:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A green card before he gets deported.
2007-05-03 06:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why are you smelling the gardeners breath?
2007-05-03 06:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you could ask him what he would like.
2007-05-03 06:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then cook him a nice home cooked meal
2007-05-03 06:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
chili rejenos are the bomb
2007-05-03 06:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by gubwv 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A new you? -- smiles
2007-05-03 06:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Uncle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋