2007-05-03 06:21:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
2007-05-03 06:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by Nomo 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat when she is wearing a yellow jacket and she jumps out of an airplane everbody yells "the sun is falling!"
Yo mamma is so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket and walks down the street everybody yells "taxi taxi!"
Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house!
yo mamma is so skinny that she has to run around the shower to get wet!
2007-05-03 16:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by Air-in 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stanky her secret deodorant told on her...her sure is now confused...her right guard took a left.
Yo momma is so fat...the doctor told her she had a fast-acting fatal flesh eating disease and said she had 99 years to live!
2007-05-03 13:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YO Momma is so FaT!! She sweats BUTTER!!
2007-05-03 13:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by joshsc777 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old that when She studied History at school it was called "Current Affairs"
Fat She has Her own 'Zip' code.
2007-05-03 13:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FAT... She walked by the TV and I missed 3 commercials!
2007-05-03 13:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by LifeIsPeachy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, and she said moving.
2007-05-03 13:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ugly she made blind children cry...
fat when she stepped on a talking scale, the scale yelled, "Get the *** off me *****."
nasty, when I asked her what's for dinner, she spread her legs and said "CRABS."
2007-05-03 15:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by nfocuz00 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old.. back in the day when dudes asked for her number, she said "3"
2007-05-03 13:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fat i rolled over twice and i was still on top!
2007-05-03 13:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
invisible
after looking at other peoples answers I can admit that I don't watch or go to the commedy clubs.
2007-05-03 13:26:33 · answer #11 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋