Little dave had been blind since birth,one day at bed time his mother said that tomorrow was a very special day and if he prayed extra hard he would be able to see the next day.
The next morning she goes in to see dave and asks if he had prayed extra hard"yes mother i did"replied dave."in that case you can open your eyes now"she says.
Dave opens his eyes and shouts "MUM MUM i still can't see"
"i know dear" she says "april fools"
i know old and sad but i couldn't resist lol
2007-05-03 03:30:15 · 30 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww lol poor little Dave. star for you :)
2007-05-03 08:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-05-03 03:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-09 09:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh poor Dave, he should call child-line, what a horrible Mum!
2007-05-03 03:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by clara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, poor little Dave.
2007-05-03 03:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The nasty bit@h needs her eyes poked out with an ice-pick.
That is pretty cruel for me to say but, what the hell, "an eye for an eye".
2007-05-03 03:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol 10/10 for you again...
*Just wait i'm gonna report that bad b i t c h to social services* Lol...
2007-05-03 07:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh poor little boy. That was a funny joke btw. good one mate.
2007-05-03 17:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) i'll tell you another one:
it's bed time for little jimmy, and his mum and dad tuck him into bed and kiss him good night.
after they close the door mum says: don't you think we should tell jimmy he's adopted?
dad replies: but he isn't
mum: but wouldn't it be a laugh when you'll see his face?
2007-05-03 03:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
that is the most cruelest thing to do.not lol. that pisses me off. and she told him to pray i bet he had hi hops. and all for nothing. that cruel sick basterd.
2007-05-03 03:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by anserw machine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋