how u men think lol, sorry guys?

Question

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in
my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete safety."

IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance
at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"


"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead
over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some
pretty darn soon."

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing.
It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I
can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit,
I'm starving already."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."



"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned,
but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
it will bleed to death before
I admit that I'm hurt."

Answer 1

I'm a guy and i found them really funny, mainly because most of them were true lol :-)

Answer 2

Hahahaha.....that was awesome!!! You sure got that right!!!! But one thing I gotta say is that you have to hand it to the guys!!! They've got pretty creative ways of putting things sometimes rather than just blurting it out blatantly!!! And (sometimes) they know what you want to hear and say that. (there are some other clueless males I happen to know who just don't know what to say when!!)

Answer 3

Why cant women understand its a man thing we do make excuses up for a good reason thou, you girls do exactly the same as us men! Very good thou all work colleagues are laughing their **** off here!

Answer 4

That's funny and all, but realize that guys have to do way more interpreting of things women say every day.

Answer 5

Oww, my sides hurt from laughing. Not really, but oh my gosh that was funny. I loved them all and I must remember them for future use! :D
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LO freakin' L

Answer 6

awww thats so mean to all the men lol, but very funny hehehehe

Answer 7

LOL..this is brilliant..thanks for sharing!a star 4 u

Answer 8

yup sounds like u know my husband... and every other womans out there too .. gawd bless us thats what i say lol

Answer 9

I know were i`m not wanted.lol i think i`ve actually said a few of them in my time,soz girls.

Answer 10

Thats a good one. x