The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
Which human body part increases to
10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth
fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
2007-05-03 03:13:37 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1) you have a dirty mind,
2) you didn't read your homework, and
3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
2007-05-03 03:14:06 · update #1
Cute, Funny.
2007-05-03 03:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Oz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one there. You deserve one in return. Here it goes:
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teacing them reading, writing, maths and science. One day the wife of the tribes chief gave birth to a white child. The members of the tribe are shocked and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we're ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to work out what happened!"
The professor thinks quickly, 'No chief, you're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence. What we in the civilised world call an albino! Look at the field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this once in a while".
The Chief is silent for a moment, then says, "Tell you what, you keep quiet about the sheep and I won't say anything about the baby."
2007-05-10 22:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I give it an 8 out of 10, if there were a rating system.
2007-05-03 03:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny's Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah That was a good one man. Damn. The 3rd point was the best. I wish I could give you 10 points for that question. My guess was muscles.
2007-05-03 03:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Renegade 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was very funny. That little girl should have kept her mind out of the gutter.
2007-05-03 03:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by ooh2sweet2b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats cute, and just wrong enough to be great xp
oh yeah! plus I learned something. I didnt know eyes did that o.0
2007-05-03 03:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny... and can see my youngest daughter in the place of Mary, LMAO
2007-05-03 03:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny for adults. especially the add on #3 :)
2007-05-03 03:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by purple_rozes67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE...Yes it was! It wasn't like a bust out laughing..But it made me smirk..Not somthing I would say on a first date though. Hehe..
2007-05-03 03:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Lovemyuniform 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ending was so not expected but hilarious all the same.
2007-05-11 02:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋