that god kills a kitten every time i touch myself?
2007-05-03 02:13:01 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if that's true there wouldn't be any kittens around would be ?
2007-05-03 02:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Splishy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where in Heavens name did you ever come up with that one? Of course not. If that were true, there would be no kittens left in the entire world. I take it that "touch myself" is a delicate way of referring to masturbation. If that's true, I know of no one, male or female who has not and perhaps still does not masturbate, It is as normal as breathing.
2007-05-03 02:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, because he does not exist.
But killing is what religious fanatics need to have a climax.
Ever wondered why kittens disappear during sermons in Nashville?
2007-05-03 02:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, if this isnt the nicest qu in a long time.
Even here in Germany people love you for it.
Great!!! SUPER! or, as we germans say superkalefragelistikexpialedocious..
please,keep up posting stuff like this.
With our best regards form Stuttgart /Germany.
Oh, the answer......
well, are any cats to be seen???...lol.. not here...
Mit lieben Grüßen
Flefle
2007-05-03 02:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh for goodness sake whoever told you that needs to grow up, why would god do such a thing, hes all loving, all giving and not an ogre.
2007-05-03 02:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh!! God must have killed alot of kittens on my behalf then!
2007-05-03 02:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by Me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But i though a kitten had nine lives, silly
2007-05-03 04:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god does not kill kittens but you should not touch yourself because he is watching you at all times.
2007-05-03 03:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow thats a lot of kittens i have caused harm to then lol
2007-05-03 02:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoever told you that must be a dried-up old prune.
If in doubt,
give me a shout
I`ll be there in a jiff and help you out.
2007-05-03 02:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋