What's the best and the most embarrassing thing your child has every done?

Question

The best thing my child does is be himself the most embarrassing thing he did was shouted out the car window sexy lady at a women in the petrol station he's only four.

Answer 1

The best is when he helps me take care of his dad or his brother if they get sick. Even if I get sick. He is right there with the tissues and Gatorade. If there is need for a throw up bucket he gets one out from under the sink. He was asking his dad if he wanted soup or a bath or medicine. He is so sweet. He gave his dad his nap time pillow and blanket to make him comfy.
And the worst......
We are a foster home and the Licensing Worker came to check the house. She makes sure all safety things work, there is no hazards, and the home is drug free. Well, everything was going great. I was signing papers and the worker sat on the floor and started to play with my son who was playing with some blocks.......My son didn't want her to play with him so he packed up all of his blocks and said......."Hey, F**k You Lady"......... He moved into the other room and started to play in there.
I am so lucky we have our foster care license still.
He has said it 2 times before and got a time out. I explained to him that it was a bad word and all that. He hadn't said it for weeks and then all of a sudden he let it go. He is only 2 and a half.

Answer 2

The best thing that my child does is that she give me hugs and kisses all the time and tells me she loves me even though she is 14! Usually they don't do that anymore because they are too "cool" for mommy.

The most embarrassing thing that my child did was when my older daughter when she was about 2 we were in the supermarket and she saw a "larger" husband and wife buying a HUGE tub of ice-cream and she says to the skim milk that we were buying that was in the basket... I think we should trade with those people they don't need that ice cream there to big! And them apparently the skim milk said to her your right! So she walks over to them and gives them the milk and says here I'm doing you a favor but you have to give me the ice cream. They give it to her and they were laughing and she puts the ice cream back in the freezer and says no one needs this stuff then she picks up a smaller ice cream and says lets go pay now mommy. The couple and I were laughing so much but I was also really embarrassed.

Answer 3

I can't really say that my son has done something really embarassing but when he first started talking, for some reason he would call whatever drink he had a "NUT" anyways, we were at Bakers Square in a botth and my husband and I ordered and while we were waiting my son stood up in the both and said "Mom, where's my nuts, where's my nuts?" The people behind us were laughing their A$$es off! Not too long ago I took him to the mall where they have a small play area for children and my son came running back to me saying, "Mommy that chocolate girl meaned me", now that was embarassing cause I don't know if the girls mother heard him...of course I corrected him and told him not to call her a chocolate girl, she is just a girl like any other...but he still says it........

The Best thing he did, that my son is so proud of was the day I was in the hospital after giving birth to our 2nd child. My parents brought him to visit us and after their visit, my husband went with them to the parking lot to give them more of his things...well as they were walking through the hospital my husband says that a lady asked him how old my son was cause he spoke so well and my dad told him that he was 1 1/2, almost 2 since he would be 2 in like 14days....and she was like wow, my son is 3 and doesn't speak that well and that my dad was like, yeah and he knows how to multiply! ( My husband taught him 9X8) so my husband tells him, Georgie, whats 9X8 and he replies, 72 in the cutest baby voice and my dad and my husband said that the ladies mouth just dropped lol To bad she didn't know that that was the only one he knew! HA HA HA HA HA, I love my son!

Answer 4

I have two children yet my son who is five now is often the more animated of the two and at times can be mortifying in his honesty. We lived in Vermont where minorities are definitely minorities, so he had never actually seen a black person-not my preference and kind of sad. We were on the bus and this black guy was sitting across from us and my son was just staring at him with an awed look. He was about 6'5 and weighed probably 300 pounds and my son blurts out "oooo you must be sweet cause your made of chocolate." The gentlemen smiled and said that was the kindest way he has ever heard put after I apologized for his outburst and explained his limited exposure to cultural differences. I was only grateful that he did not try to lick the mans arm!

Answer 5

Over the summer season as quickly as we've been in a public restroom, I took my then 4 three hundred and sixty 5 days previous daughters interior the stall with me, and that i went additionally. What I felt became into loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my different daughter till now i could desire to declare something says “Katie, in undemanding terms mommys have hair on their bits” i could desire to pay attention the different women human beings in there giggling, and as quickly as we walked out of the stall, nevertheless have been. Smile: That jogs my memory of myself, and my infants. different than I had my infants as a youngster, yet at 21 (I additionally look like i'm 12-14) and that they are 5. My daughter pronounced something approximately having to be a grown as much as do something. and that i pronounced nicely i'm a grown up. And my daughters says no mommy you’re a toddler grown up. I’m nevertheless uncertain what which ability.

Answer 6

My son was in 3rd grade when he decided that he was ill and needed to call me. The secretary told him that he could not call me until he saw the school nurse. He took a pair of scissors off the desk, and climbed up the telephone pole. When the sheriff's dept. came to retrieve him he yelled down,"If I can't call my mom, nobody is going to use the phone, because I am going to cut the telephone wire."

I got there just as they were bringing him down. Needless to say, I did not want to show my face at the school again. They talked about that until he left the school 2 years later.

Answer 7

The best thing my child does when she comes out of the blue, hugs me and says "I love you mommy" with big eyes. The most embarrassing thing she did was, when she was just around 3 yrs and I was buying a bottle of wine and she declares to the cashier in a serious tone "I love wine!"

Answer 8

When my 4-year-old son was a year old we were at a local restaurant. There was a guy there that had a mohawk in a rainbow of colors. Mikael looked at him and started screaming "Cockadoodle-doo!"

The best thing he does is whenever his little brother Adrian has fallen or otherwise gotten hurt, he pats him on the back and says, "Oh my baby--my poor, poor baby!"

Answer 9

This one goes for my oldest son here whos going to be 12 in 9 days. The best thing he does is still gives me hugs & kisses randomly & says I love you even in front of his friends! ( I hear thats rare at this age.)
The most embarrassing thing he ever did, which still is fresh in my mind here... when he was about 3 1/2, we were in a grocery store at the deli counter. I am BIG on manners!!! Well, he politely asked the lady for a cookie, then said Thank you. A woman next to us, commented "What a polite boy." To this he turned around, looked at her, pointed his finger at her & said "You better shut up, before I smack that moustache off your face!" I about died there & gave him heck & told him to apologize! * Lessen to this incident make sure you preview a movie you buy your children before sending them off to daycare with it.... that line was from Doctor Doolittle movie, which I bought him & had not yet seen.*

Answer 10

Well it isn't my child...he is my little brother and we were in the dollar store and he was just being REALLY bad and he was spitting on the floor....and being mean to people then he just farted and screamed at the top of his lungs....."I POOOOOOOOTED!!!!!!!!" I was soo embarrassed......and then as we passed by people he was going...."I just pooted"!!! It was horrible! And he is only 3!!!