A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you
to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied
nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later
that night when they went to sleep. Around two
in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a few minutes later
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something.
When I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for
three days, nobody offered me so as much as a
glass of water!"
2007-05-02 23:56:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi i'm kiosha ,and i thought your joke was so funny .i had my boyfriend acted it out . i had him put on babyoil & throw on flower allover him self so i can see for myself what it would looklike oh my god i was laughing for days so it was great so u are really know keep them jokes coming girl .. ur new friend kiosha aka diamond please feel free to respond.
2007-05-03 00:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by kiosharvr 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was interesting, and sort of funny. I did not laugh out loud, or chuckle. Just a plain kind of joke.
2007-05-03 07:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Cintia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was very funny when I heard it for the first time
Still funny when I read it again!
2007-05-03 07:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-05-03 07:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. That's good
2007-05-03 18:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by Red Winged Bandit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too long! you might bore the listeners. just make it a little shorter
2007-05-03 06:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Brent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was kinda funny. i didn't laugh out loud or anything.
2007-05-03 06:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Zach Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funnnyy
2007-05-03 07:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
2007-05-03 06:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very cute
2007-05-03 06:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋