What do you call the place where a spider builds its home?
A web site.
What is the life story of a motor car called?
An auto biography.
Sorry, it's the best I can do at the moment.
2007-05-02 23:36:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry but thats naff. try harder or wait til you can do better
2007-05-02 23:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats full of holes but still hold water? A sponge!! why did the boy throw a clock? He wanted to see time fly! what do you call a hound in August? A hot dog! whats black and white and red all over? a newspaper! (skunk in a blender, penguin with a rash, zebra with a sunburn, and so on...) what did the banker nae his daughter? penny!! what happed to the illegaly parked frog? he got toad!! theres a few.
2016-05-19 05:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where am I the safest ?
In your arms
(I know it's awkward but , hey , you asked for corny )
2007-05-02 23:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nga Spie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got pissed off
2007-05-03 00:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by PjBang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question:
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Answer:
A bingo machine.
2007-05-03 00:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it ok
Howz this one?
Wat did the tomato say to the carrot during the race?
I'll ketchup!(catch up)
2007-05-03 00:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by sanjay_tandon9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are not riddles, they are jokes....but still, good try even though they were not funny.....
LOL,we are both Michael!
2007-05-02 23:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming ha ha
2007-05-06 03:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but i've heard it before
2007-05-02 23:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*cringe* keep them coming!
2007-05-02 23:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋