The fact that god connot get fatter because he is already omnipresent is very very funny. Isnt it?

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The fact that god connot get fatter because he is already omnipresent is very very funny. Isnt it?

2007-05-02 22:29:30 · 4 answers · asked by Artistic Hand 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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Have you considered the possibility that if your lover was omnipresent might most probably by THAT fat???
My!!!!!

2007-05-03 06:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

NO, it is never funny to make a joke about GOD ALMIGHTY (our CREATOR)..As a matter of fact, if I were you, I would cancel this question, and speak on something that will uplift his holy name !

2007-05-03 05:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sister Queen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Funny for the ignorant donkey and not funny to Christian people.
jtm

2007-05-03 05:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋

Yeah, and being omniscient means he's got a fat head too!

2007-05-03 05:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by Constant Reader 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋