How to get free crabs?
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them herself!
2007-05-02 17:55:18 · 4 answers · asked by rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha! star...funny..L4A
A snail..joke..:D
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
" I really can't remember," the snail replied, " You see, it all happened so fast."
2007-05-02 17:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it still!!!
2007-05-02 18:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. ha ha ha. that was good.
2007-05-02 18:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funy thanks
2007-05-02 18:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by dog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋