Please don't write any nerd stuff like "that God doesn't exist" "or or something like that. I am asking for things that really made you really found hilarious
2007-05-02 15:32:39 · 14 answers · asked by santapatita 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I meant, "I am asking for things that you really found hilarious"
2007-05-02 15:34:31 · update #1
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My favorite of today is this one (quoting from my answer)
"Someone actually wrote this:
--- You mentioned "hairy arms" and then "girl", are you trying to say a gay christian told you gay is wrong....---
So, basically this guy believes that because the girl has hairy arms she is gay. And, therefore, "She/He wasn't a real christian if he/she was gay [because] Real christians aren't gay'"
I found this section's existence today and I'm having a blast.
2007-05-02 15:45:02 · update #2
"Someone ask...Why does God help actors win oscars but God doesn't help the starving?" by Daniel W.
Why don't you ask your parents, I think you are quite young, this sounds like an adolescent question.
Any way young one, God doesn't get into mankinds debate as to who is a oscar winner, that is mankinds makeshift.
For the starving...It is sad.
Peace.....
2007-05-02 17:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There used to be a person here called The What Should I Do? Retard. He was hilarious before the clones and reports chased him away. His original questions were something to behold, and here are a few that I remember.
"My dad stepped on a leaf, he doesn't know what to do. What should I do?"
"I was counting sheep and then I saw a goat. What should I do?"
"Smoenoe tpaed ym eeys suht adn nwo I cna't ese. Waht slouhd I od? (Someone taped my eyes shut and now I can't see. What should I do?")
October of 2006 was the best time to be a regular here at r+s, it's been a steady decline ever since. I rarely stop by anymore, the meanness has just gotten such a hold.
Oh how I miss the original WSID?R. He was the best.
2007-05-02 15:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest I saw was concerning Mormons being satan worshippers. As The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I wondered how the person reached that conclusion.
2007-05-02 15:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when christians say that there has to be a god because everything has to come from something, yet they say god has always been here (its f^$%ing hilarious)
when atheists rule out that there could be no chance of god whatsoever because there is no proof of him (is like wow, he could exist, but since there is no proof he has 0% chance of existing)
2007-05-02 15:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everytime I hear someone say the bible is infallible or
anytime a Christian apologist rationalizes biblical errors and contradictions.
2007-05-02 15:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can I count something I said that made myself laugh?
I was goofing on Evangelicals and said they should smite everyone with a "sword of mercy".
I like the contrast in that one phrase.
Maybe it only amused me. But hey, that's what counts! :)
2007-05-02 15:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today?
Umm, that guy who was saying he was the general and asking us if we would believe now. That Jesusson guy...He would be the most hilarious. And confusing...
2007-05-02 15:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by ambiguousama 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"God doesn't exist"
"Wiccans are devil/demon worshippers"
"Athiests are idiots"
"Let's start a christian army to wipe out all other religions"
Should I go on, I've been collecting some of the better laughs in a file.
2007-05-02 15:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not in this section but the vegetarian section.
"I think people cook meat to make it taste more vegetablish"
Yeah... I cracked up a little when I read that.
2007-05-02 15:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by CoopALoop 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The what should I do guy...some stuff is funny/
2007-05-02 15:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋