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Chris W. told this somewhere about a week ago and I think it deserves another airing...to show that it is not only the female blondes ...lol

A blonde guy gets home early from work to find his wife completely naked, lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What’s up, darling? " he asks.

" I'm having a heart attack "she says,

He immediately rushes downstairs to phone for an ambulance but just as he is dialling, his young son rushes up,

" Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted is hiding in the wardrobe and he's got no clothes on."

The guy rushes back upstairs past his screaming wife and opens the wardrobe door, and there, sure enough, is his brother Ted................................................
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"You rotten b**tard!! My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!!’’

2007-05-02 13:34:10 · 19 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

lmao I guess the blond men aren't much different from the blond women. this was a good one, keep them coming. had me in near tears from laughing so much, you deserve a star

2007-05-02 15:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2 0

Wow, man +woman +blond = fake heart attack

2007-05-02 13:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 1 0

Star!

2007-05-02 13:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Amyy____x3 2 · 1 1

Funny! Funny!

2007-05-02 13:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1 0

I've heard this plenty of times, but it's still funny! Here's your star! *

2007-05-02 13:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by twixette 7 · 1 0

I have heard this before and it gets funnier each time I hear it!
Thanks for the laughs...revisited.

2007-05-02 13:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1 0

Women are crazy dont ya know?

2007-05-02 13:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

haha i didnt see it the first time but that is effin awsome!!

2007-05-02 14:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫§weetTart§amantha♫♥ 5 · 1 0

See...it's not just us blondes women!

2007-05-02 13:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by malibutan 3 · 1 0

even it rerun still so funny, LMAO

2007-05-02 13:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1 0

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