I am currently in 9th grade and I need to give a speech to a good amount of 8th graders. I have to talk about the "Transition from 8th grade to high school" and I really want to through a funny joke...
Thanks!
2007-05-02 12:57:22 · 4 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they won't care anyway...don't worry...
2007-05-02 13:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Tell them to buy the Locker Insurance, and the Elevator Pass, and tell them that showers after Gym class are mandatory. At some point in your presentation just casually mention that you can't really tell which teachers are gay until...and then just start crying uncontrollably. That will get their attention.
2007-05-02 14:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by righteousjohnson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The huge college freshman figured he'd try
out for the football team. "Can you tackle?"
asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded
to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering
it to splinters.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He
was off like a shot, and, in just over nine
seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass
a football?"
The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a
few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can
swallow it, I can probably pass it."
2007-05-02 14:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm in 8th and a 9th grader talked to us and said a joke. it made everyone laugh because everyone was thinking way off track
what's brown and sticky?
a stick!
2007-05-02 13:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋