A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!"
2007-05-02 12:23:26 · 19 answers · asked by -(O_o)-Roboto 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that is funny. 10/10
Star for you
Thanks for the laugh
2007-05-02 12:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAFO for 10 minuets this is rele funny
2016-05-19 01:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10! so wrong but so funny! suck 'em dry! hilarious! i'll remember this one for a while! lmao!
2007-05-02 12:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!
Oh man that is SO gross!!! But SO hilarious. ew. a grandma. Nasty. Nasty funny.
2007-05-02 13:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
Hilarious! LOL.
2007-05-05 05:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am soooo gonna remember that!!!!!!!! haha suck 'em dry.... that's hilarious
2007-05-02 12:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by J.Funk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so naughty! But it was great nonetheless!
Starred! *
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2007-05-02 12:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by twixette 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that's so funny and cute
2007-05-02 12:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....OMG!!! That was so cool....gotta remember that 1 =)
2007-05-02 12:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love your joke
2007-05-02 13:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋