I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2007-05-02 12:04:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champagne bubble.)
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.
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2007-05-05 22:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're wrong. lol you all act so annoyed by it like you've been giving the right answer all day.
the answer is no. see there's supposed to be a bit more to the question its 'more kindergarteners could answer this correctly than harvard students, can you answer it?' and the answer is no. there is nothing that does all of those things. the reason is because harvard students most likely sat there and came up with answers like 'pressure' and 'time. kindergarden kids said 'no, i cant' because they gave up, and couldnt think of anything that did all of those things. As it turns out they were right.
see? the ending was missing =]
2007-05-02 19:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer to "Can you guess the riddle?" is Yes. The answer I guess is snargleblonks. How'd I do?
2007-05-02 19:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first i thought it was god. but the correct answer is no. b/c the last line is 'Can you answer this riddle?' and so it no b/c u can't
2007-05-02 19:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by X-treme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has been asked so many times... i think the answer is either pressure or God
2007-05-02 19:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by le m 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pressure
2007-05-02 19:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by vapor47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
time,,,,,, for the third time today
2007-05-02 19:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by T-Mart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-05-02 19:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by ethan hunt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIME!!! AND TIME AGAIN
2007-05-02 19:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋