yeah i kno for u stupid ppl who r gonna say, this is 2007....we don't do that anymore...but a guy and i r just jokin round bout em so i was wonderin if any1 had any more?
2007-05-02 12:01:28 · 23 answers · asked by ♥HOOTERS GURL♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best one ever:
(look at the girl up and down then say):
"How ya Doin'?"
2007-05-02 14:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by datso_indo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are 10:
1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for.
8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
10.Gosh, you're pretty.
2007-05-02 12:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
LOL my husband and I do silly pick up lines all the time..
Good luck
2007-05-02 12:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by Giggagirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this once or twice, it's rather redhead specific: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" It doesn't work, but it makes me laugh, and I love a man who can make me laugh.....it's a start. Also get the "how many children should we have?" line.
It's funny, a girl's pickup line is "hi".
2007-05-02 23:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by slipstreamer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wow, you must have been really attractive when you were younger."
"That's great makeup--you can hardly see the lines."
"What's the real color of your hair?"
"The human body has 262 bones. Want to make it 263?"
"You've been waiting to meet someone like me all your life."
"Do you wear dentures? My friend said yes and I said no."
"Did you use to be a guy?"
"Just so there will be no misunderstanding, I want you to know that I'm into safe sex."
2007-05-02 12:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that dress it'll look great at the end of my bed. Hey, wanna go take a shower with me.
2007-05-02 12:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by dtwladyhawk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand still.
Why?
So I can pick you up.
I don't know how he treats you, but I'll treat you like a queen. I'll turn you upside down and lick you like ice cream.
You're a rose and I'm a little thorny.
2007-05-02 12:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a bugar(sp) I would pick u first.
Is your daddy a burglar? Because he stole a beautiful star and put it in your eyes.
That's all i could remember
2007-05-02 12:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey do you do karate? cause your body is KICKIN'
Do you believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
I lost my phone number can i have yours?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
2007-05-02 12:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by KR7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur license should be suspended -you're driving me crazy! and I'm calling the cops it's illegal to look that good!
2007-05-02 12:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋