What would happen to me if I ate big plate of my poo? Maybe would need some ketchup with it too...
2007-05-02 11:50:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Why bother doing something boring like that, just get yer ma to sh!t in yer mouth and see if you like the flavour.
2007-05-02 11:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Despite what most of the answers suggest, it probably won't kill you.
You will probably chuck up big time though. You body has self defense mechanisms built in anything that smells and tastes bad, especially bitter, will trigger an auto chuck up switch. (unless you don't have the necessary taste receptors).
Yes it contains heaps of bacteria and bile (nasty bitter waste from liver) and all the bits from food that your body decided it didn't need or want. But just consider where it came from. The digestive tract is just a tube joining your mouth to your ***, so taking it out one end and inserting it in the other, will make little difference. It will do you no good as all the good stuff is gone.
Eat to much and it will cause toxic reactions, as you will end up with overloads of some of the poisons your body has been trying to get rid of. (but as to what is to much, I am not sure. It would depend on what else you eat and drink)
And urine (pee) is less loaded with bacteria, but not sterile. It contains a whole heap of wastes your body needs to get rid of. (some people actually say drinking a glass of your own urine every morning is good for you. I don't believe them though)
Eating other peoples is a different matter as their bacteria are not your own and that will make you sick.
2007-05-05 07:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by Walaka F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, you have too much spare time. Get a job.
Urine [ wee ] is normally sterile, so will not harm you unless it is all you drink [ taste will be pretty bad, though ].
Feces [ poo ] is full of waste products, bacteria, dead skin and blood cells, and 'used' food. These are not designed to be eaten, and offer no nutrient value. If you had no sense of smell, you still probably wouldn't be able to swallow it.
You would probably be admitted to the Psychiatric ward
[ and rightfully so.]
2007-05-02 19:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Nurse Susan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pee is just water and urea while poo is bacteria, waste from food and the body. You probably get an infection from eating a plate of it and ketchup wouldn't help. Your breathe would smell like **** also. Please tell me you are not considering this, forget it i don't want to know .
2007-05-02 18:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by Saf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on!!! Fecal matter is the waste/toxins that your body desperately needs to get rid of! Google Ecoli for heaven's sakes! As for urine, it is not suggested to ingest it. It is also the fluids your body flushes out of you system. Although some earthquake victims and other trapped humans have resorted to drinking their own urine to stay hydrated/alive....not suggested at any other time in one's life!!!! You got my answer even if I think you are just being plain silly.
2007-05-02 20:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by sherry_lynn_p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell kind of drugs are you on to ask such a question? Sure eat a big plate of poo and getr really sick and then have to explain to the doctors why your so sick and your breath smells like SH*T!
2007-05-02 18:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by ANGELA R 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats gross, no one would ever choose to eat poo, or drink wee for that matter
2007-05-02 18:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some people eat poo as a sexual sport which is known as 'Scat' I dont think it is dangerous at all.
2007-05-02 19:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Bonnie B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first of all, who told you that ingesting urine wasn't safe?! your body excretes these items for a reason. they are waste products that can no longer be used by the body, and because the body is getting rid of stuff anyway, it decides to add poisons and toxins into it as well that your appendix and liver filters out of ur blood.
2007-05-02 18:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by alxgrcra 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
poo has all the toxins from your body so will be harmful if you eat it, your pee is filtered through your kidneys and is purified so is safer to drink
2007-05-02 18:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by sunnybums 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You might find it of more benefit to go to bed now rather than think of questions like that.
Yuuuuuuk!!!
Can't you have a bowl of cereal instead?
2007-05-02 18:55:01 · answer #11 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋