5 miles, and the third day only 1. When asked why, he says, “Well, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”
2007-05-02 11:15:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO- my husband owns a painting business, I gotta tell him that one!
2007-05-02 11:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
That's typical of council workers.
I remember a story in the newspaper about a painter doing those road markings. He came up to a dead badger on the edge of the road at the kerb and instead of moving it, he painted around it. How lazy is that?
2007-05-02 11:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by The Infamous Arsebiscuit 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The camp commandant lines the prisoners up and addresses them in a heavy German accent. "I haff some good news und some bad news.
By zis time tomorrow, you vill all be dead.
Und now, for ze bad news..."
2007-05-02 11:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is discriminatory to all dimwits in the world!
2007-05-02 11:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good you get a star
2007-05-02 21:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by dedaliuswizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, Lol. Made me laugh!
2007-05-02 11:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Presea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Pure logic if you are a dimwit!!
:-)))
2007-05-02 11:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sound more like a blonde joke to me. lol
2007-05-02 11:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by no angel 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-05-02 11:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-02 11:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ben E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋