It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in."
2007-05-02 10:54:14 · 23 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it that wuz funny and since we couldn't Technically answer a question i wuz wondering would u give me the 10pts.
2007-05-02 11:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol but im not laughing at how funny the joke is im laughing at how poor it is your right jokes aint funny without dirty words
2007-05-02 17:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by Richard H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hardly a smile.
2007-05-02 19:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke! Love it! Funny to, but not to funny, just how I like it!
2007-05-02 18:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Presea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-02 18:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL,LMAO,LMSO what a funny and clever joke! bravo for you,that was a 10!
2007-05-02 18:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't see that coming very good
2007-05-03 00:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
LOL
2007-05-02 18:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two flies in an airing cupboard, which one is in the army?
the one on the tank
(boom boom)
2007-05-02 18:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by jizzi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sooo clever, and funny. I love it!
2007-05-02 17:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋