A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she
used to, she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family
Dr. to discuss the problem.
The Dr. told him there was a simple informal test the
husband could do, to give the Dr. a better idea about
her hearing loss.
The Dr. said ...
"Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal
conversational voice see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30, then 20 feet and so on until you get
a response."
That evening, his wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner,
and he was in the den. He decides he's about 40 feet
away. Let's see what happens.
In a normal tone he asks ...
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
He moves to within 30 feet.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he's about
20 feet from his wife ...
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again, no response.
He walks to the kitchen door, about 10 feet, and asks .
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
He walks into the kitchen and stands right behind her ,,.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I just love this ...)
"Earl, for the 5th. time, CHICKEN!"
2007-05-02 10:14:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny!!
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!" George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
dinner." At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
2007-05-03 01:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I laughed like an idiot! It is Very Late, and so my girl woke up, and 'I Had'-To-Ask-Her: "Want some jewelry, honey?"... She was Half Asleep, and you should of seen her face! I'm still laughing like a mad hyena. -(Thanks, thanks a lot! But: Do us a favor and finish writing what Granny said... Please? Hurry, dude!)-
2016-04-01 05:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny ccause the guy was the one thats deaf the wife ha ha like she was "Earl, for the 5th. time, CHICKEN" ha ha very good.
2007-05-02 10:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by I like Hot Pockets 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I guess Earl's the deaf one.
☺
2007-05-02 10:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by twixette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 funny!
lol
2007-05-06 10:01:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow,that was a good one.You Made me laugh Thanx.
2007-05-02 11:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor Guy! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-05 05:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-05-02 10:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by christalina1490 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is how it's done
star 4 u
2007-05-02 10:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.... so funny I almost choked on my food!
2007-05-02 10:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Vanessa S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋