Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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Thought for the day !!!
What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer:
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
2007-05-02 10:13:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic, I love them. Keep up the good work. x
2007-05-03 04:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Random order a million) John Morrison and Christian being pushed into significant Eventers 2) John Cena turning Heel OR final a Face with the Dr of Thuganomics gimmick 3) The Nexus and Corre uniting into one super faction 4) WWE going back to television-14 5) the final supervisor revealing him/herself
2017-01-09 08:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No answer, brill, will copy and e-mail, some may be old, but I haven't heard them before, like the Hurricane one...nice one.
2007-05-02 10:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny especially a man's Ultimate embarrassment
lol
2007-05-02 10:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Leo 1833 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow,that was a good one.You Made me laugh Thanx.!
2007-05-02 11:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe.
well thats definitely made my day.
especially ur thought of the day. lol
2007-05-02 11:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by no angel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wait, don't guys rub their eyes in the morning? i thought they did!!!
2007-05-02 10:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The last one is just nasty
Blugh
2007-05-02 12:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by martinpaul2001 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Great ones there Rosemary lol...
2007-05-02 10:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
heehee goodones
2007-05-03 10:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by SCREAM!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋