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or can he not screw for eternity

2007-05-02 09:49:08 · 14 answers · asked by redhead_kid 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Perhaps if he meets with Allah to get the 72 virgins.

2007-05-02 09:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by birdie 6 · 0 3

What a weird question ? says somehting aoubt you but i am baffeled about what it says about you. Well the bible seems to support the idea that eternal beings are not sexual. So it appears sex is a earth thing not a heavenly thing. I guess there will be more important things to do in heaven than have sex. I know to a sexually orientated perosn like you that seems awful. but Gods in charge of the afterlife and we are going to have these new bodies. so who knows how it will all work out. Technically the answer is No the pope won't get to have sex in the after life. but he will probably find peace - which is really hard to find in this life - its not found in the act of sex - I tried looking for it there and failed. but it is found in God - its all about peace. -- peace

2007-05-02 17:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by mdbuchanan2000 5 · 0 0

With all those tender alter boy's working for him, don't be concerned about the popes sex life.

2007-05-02 16:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by popeye 4 · 2 1

if he is dead, then there is no way he is gettin any
oh my god what a question what do u want some idiot to rape the dead old pope, i sorry pope but its da truth

2007-05-02 16:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jack M 3 · 0 1

What a dumba** question, why are you gonna look him up in the after life?

2007-05-02 16:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by jillybean 3 · 0 0

He has to be converted first. 72 virgins to devirginized are waiting.

2007-05-02 16:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0 0

Won't be any sex activity in heaven... We won't want to do it or be equipped for it..

2007-05-02 16:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where is Father K when you need him?

2007-05-02 16:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0 0

No celibacy only pertains to this life.... I think

2007-05-02 16:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, if a necro finds his grave, it looks like he has no choice!! lol

2007-05-02 16:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Tank Girl 2 · 1 2

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