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That would be hairs left by 3 weenie dogs, to be precise. =0)

2007-05-02 09:28:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I'm holding out for a Dyson, Mictlan_Kiss. =0)

2007-05-02 09:32:35 · update #1

23 answers

Wow, Use the Kirby !!! :-)

2007-05-02 09:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mictlan_KISS 6 · 1 0

Could God create a weenie dog with so many hairs, even he would get tired of counting them?

(Your dogs may be allergic to that couch.)

2007-05-02 09:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3 0

The bible specifically mentions god knowing the number of hairs on your head. It doesn't mention a difference between dog hair and human hair, so god does know about the number of dog hairs on your head.

Not sure about the couch. If you put your head on the couch, then the couch would become a sort of extension of your head, and god would therefore know how many hairs on the couch.

2007-05-02 09:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 3 0

Why would anyone, let alone a god (or goddess)? I go for the Dyson when there's more on the sofa than on the dog!! lol :)

2007-05-02 09:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by :~Debbz~: 4 · 1 0

Being all-knowing, I think the gods just know how many dog hairs are on your couch.

Yahweh is probably too concerned about watching all those sparrows fall though. Especially since sometimes they land on the phone lines and get zapped. (I've seen that myself. Poor critters!)

2007-05-02 09:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Finish Reading Ugly Rennaissance 4 · 1 0

Only the God of dogs. The God of men is only interested in those on human heads. (By 'men' I of course also meant women, children and those who have yet to make up their minds too). So I have heard.
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2007-05-02 09:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by Nobody 5 · 2 0

No only the ones on your head. He stopped counting the ones on mine as I have run out of hair.

2007-05-02 09:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by .*. 6 · 1 0

But it's easy - there are precisely 3482 hairs on your couch. Wait, 3484.
What, I'm wrong? Then go ahead, prove it!...

2007-05-03 06:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 0 0

Only if you are using them to build a tower to heaven.

Which I'm sure I could do with all the cat and dog fur in my house.

2007-05-02 09:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I wish he'd sweep up the clouds of hair that blow across my floor from my flat-coat retriever and the three cats.

2007-05-02 09:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1 0

I think you're mistaking God for Raymond from _Rain Man_.

2007-05-02 09:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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