A cow with no lips!!
Does anyone else have any cow jokes?
2007-05-02 09:17:28 · 5 answers · asked by nev 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c......
MOOOOO!!
Not surprisingly this is a lot funnier when you actually say it to someone!
2007-05-02 21:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow??
- Milk of Amnesia.
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A lady from the city and her travelling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
2007-05-03 04:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
lol I DON'T ACTUALLY OWN A SUEDE JACKET !!
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2007-05-02 22:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cows are talking in a field:
"Are you worried about mad cow disease?"
"No, that can't affect us ducks".
2007-05-03 01:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cows in a paddock eating grass. One turns to the other and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", says the other.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
2007-05-02 14:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋