There were two old women living next door to each other.
One believed in God & the other didn't
Every morning the believer opened her front door smiling, looked up to the sky & shouted "Praise God, I thank you for this wonderful day!"
Immediately, the unbeliever came out scowling and shouted "There's no such thing as God!"
Then they both went in & shut their front doors
This went on day after day.
Then one day the believing woman found herself in need. She had no money and no food but she still continued to look up and thank God.........
2007-05-02 08:57:16 · 34 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...... The next morning she came out as usual smiling, looked up to the sky & shouted "Praise God, I thank you for this wonderful day!" And she noticed a box of food! Right there on her doorstep!
She looked upward & thanked God again.
Just then the woman from next door popped her head from behind the fence where she was hiding "Aha" she shouted "There's no such person as God! - It was ME who put that box of food there" She grinned with satisfaction
The other woman looked up again & said "Thank you God for supplying me with this food & you're so clever - you got Satan to buy it!"
2007-05-02 08:57:34 · update #1
Will you star it if you think its funny please
2007-05-02 09:02:02 · update #2
Check my other joke out - it has 42 stars so far
2007-05-02 09:20:39 · update #3
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsK6tyzAiDJcRLKjECZmFeAgBgx.?qid=20070426090813AACFwgA
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2007-05-02 09:24:26 · update #4
hehe, it's nice to have something light hearted on religion for a change!
2007-05-02 09:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by abcd 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good One
No one was calling the woman Satan, He is evil and will try to attack using the children he has
2007-05-07 04:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by galatianwarrior 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful Story! Thank You for sharing!
What many fail to realize are the ways in which God works. Their is no magic to his miracles, but rather there are miracles within the magic of everyday life!
One man's trash can be another man's treasure. Both sides of the coin are still the work of God.
2007-05-02 09:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha!
Did you read the newspaper recently about a man who changed his name to "God" by deed pole? He banked with HSBC and went to a branch to change his name. They told him they could not do it as customers has to have to name to have an account. He told them to change his name to "Almighty God" and they closed his account. It's not a joke. It's real! but also very funny.
Thanks for sharing!
2007-05-02 09:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa W 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A little kid was molding things from horse manure. A preacher asked what he was doing and the kid told him he was making a plumber and a bricklayer.
When he was asked why he wasn't making a preacher, the kid said,' I don't have enough horse manure for that one'
2007-05-08 16:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cute, and a shameless attempt at collecting stars. LOL
2007-05-09 10:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Penny K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two goldfish in a bowl,,one says thanks be to god,the other says no such person,,the first one says there must be who on earth changes the water!
2007-05-06 19:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Atheists should love that one.
2007-05-04 00:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-05-02 10:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by Isabel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a joke it is terribly obvious.
2007-05-02 09:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by micahcf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋