I want to have one in a cage in my house on our patio, it is large and has room for a big cage. Do veterinarys have them for sale? Or could the family planning clinic help me out?? Primates are just different types of monkeys..
2007-05-02 08:48:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I checked my family tree and found that I am not a primate and that I came from Adam and Eve. Maybe I can get one of my neighbors kids, they are evolutionists. and have evolved a little..
2007-05-02 10:50:44 · update #1
You don't. What in the world are you thinking? These animals are not meant to be pets, locked up on someone's patio. It's not a big puppy dog or a pet bird. Adolescent and full grown primates can kill a man. Please rethink this and consider something you can interact with and won't have to keep locked or tied up. How cruel that would be.
2007-05-02 09:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Max B Good 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-05-02 15:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, you are a primate, hun. You could just lock yourself up in a cage and save some money.
2007-05-02 15:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just buy the fish that sprouted legs, started breathing air and walked then turned into a primate, and in a few thousand years you'll have your own home grown one. lol
I think Disneyland or sells them next to the sea monkeys
2007-05-02 16:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a permit to handle any primate other than a human.
2007-05-02 15:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. step out on the patio
2. you've now got a primate on your patio.
2007-05-02 15:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Open cage door, step in, close door.
There's your primate.
2007-05-02 15:51:14 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lock yourself in the cage. That should take care of it. Or you could have your vet lock you up indoors, less of an eye sore.
2007-05-02 15:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Yogini 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Have you looked on your family tree?
2007-05-02 16:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by golden rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the sword. After this last question, do you fall on it?
2007-05-02 15:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋