He'd say -
"In the beginning I started asking a few questions about "why this" or "why that" and the sh*t hit the fan"
2007-05-02 08:30:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Satan does not need to have his own version. Many Interpreters of the Bible are already here. He is winning in this generation but never in the final chapter.
2007-05-02 15:22:51
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answered by Rallie Florencio C 7
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He wouldn't. He's already wrecking things by getting people to twist what God has already said in the Bible.
He has people fighting and dividing over sometimes very small matters.
He has people taking advantage of Christians, usually for money, because people are unaware of what the Bible really says about certain things.
The final "winner"? I'm sure he would like to be, but it's a sure bet he won't be.
2007-05-02 15:23:36
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answered by Jed 7
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I suppose it would say everything bad that he could against God...he is satan isn't he? And yes, I think he would be the winner in his version but he is a liar and God did send him to the pits of hell for a reason.
2007-05-02 15:18:57
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answer #4
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answered by guitar_girl1988 2
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Satan has written his own bible it is in the hearts of people it says if god loves us he wouldn't deny us his glory, and that is only if there is a god and that not even Jesus could save us for he is not true so I may do as I please and it will be alright. and that their is no such thing as Satan or hell so I don't have to worry in this manner he leads the people on earth to hell with out so much as a fight from them. Controlling your lusts and doing all that God has written to the best of your understanding will save you.
2007-05-02 15:24:39
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answered by saintrose 6
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it would hide, by any and all means possible the truth about salvation through faith in Jesus' finished work on the cross, and that is EXACTLY what he has done through the cult versions of the bible like the Seventh Day Adventist Clear Word bible and the Mormon bible, etc.
3 things the devil doesn't want people to know:
1. ALL can be saved through faith in Jesus Christ regardless of denomination
2. Once you are saved, you cannot lose or earn your salvation.
3. That he transforms himself into an angel of light, looking very much like the real truthful messenger of God, but really he is full of lies and the end of hearing him is DEATH.
the end.
2007-05-02 15:19:14
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answered by idfb believer 2
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It'd probably be the exact same as the Bible we have now except the words God and Satan would be switched. Kinda scary to think about that maybe the Bible we have to today was maybe written by God and he's actually the evil one @-@
2007-05-02 15:18:21
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answer #7
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answered by hyungbinkim 3
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Jesus told you many, many times that the God of Moses is Satan. Jesus told you that now your eyes have been opened, that you are not to allow yourselves to be deceived Again.
Jesus said judge it by it's fruit, that a bad tree can not produce good fruit, and a good tree can not produce bad fruit.
But, now you say good is evil and evil is good.
Those who say they believe in Jesus, but then say all the bible is the Word of God are liars. The Word of God was cast down to the earth , and became flesh. The Word of God can only be found in the old testimate 4 times and Jesus told his Apostles, Disciples and follower do not believe any other words except those of Him that sent me, for the words I speak are not mine, but the Father who art in heaven.
2007-05-02 15:18:00
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Well those who practice satanism already have their own satanic version of the bible which strives to teach totally opposite to what the Christian bible teaches.
2007-05-02 16:17:24
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answered by Man of Gold 4
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How do you know Satan didn't write the bible and hasn't tricked all of humanity with it.
2007-05-02 15:25:40
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answered by Fillup 3
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This may give an indication:
http://www.southparkquotes.com/characters/satan-quotes.html
2007-05-02 15:43:05
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answered by Closed 7
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