2007-05-02 07:40:53 · 12 answers · asked by Real christian 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I AM A REAL CHRISTIAN! NOT AN ATHEIST.
2007-05-02 07:45:27 · update #1
Hahahaha that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
2007-05-02 07:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
It is a very bad choice of words and can be taken as an insult. The humor is not well presented but you do have the right like all of us to say what you like ,just do it responsibly and show some compassion for some of your audience try to be understanding and do have the right to be treated with the same understanding that some of them are showing you.Those 2 nails you speak of , are the only things that separate us from a life of hope and one of despair and absurdity.
2007-05-02 08:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
4 main things most atheists and evolutionists do here:
1. mock christians
2. blame them for intolerance of atheists
3. encourage each other for the great mocking.
4. thumbs down any answers that points at their silly jokes.
grow up, kids.
EDIT:
christians dont mock themselves, just as atheists dont.
A lousy attempt by an atheist to defame christians, forget it dont bother trying.
2007-05-02 07:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't " need" anything.....in Him is the fullness of all things good.....But He chooses to have 10s of thousands of angels "hanging out with Him"..... and they are smart enough to know that in His presence, they Praise Him for He is worthy to be praised....
2007-05-02 07:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Fairlady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the most disturbing person on here in awhile...you really need some help...I am very sure you think you are very funny...well you are Not...do you know Jesus gave his life for you??? How could you say anything like this...you are a very troubled person.
2007-05-02 08:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a christian to the same degree a cow is a ballet dancer.
Saying it doesn't make it so - it's not what you say but what you do, and with this tacky and offensive question, you have demonstrated clearly what you are
and are not
2007-05-02 07:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not funny in the least and extremely disrespectful Mr. Christian.
2007-05-02 08:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You've just won the ultimate, super-fantastic grand prize for worst attempt at comedy, EVER! Don't quit your day job to pursue a stand-up act...
...I'm sure that the McDonalds floor-sweeping/window-wiping team would dearly miss you.
2007-05-02 07:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by † Gabriel † 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus took those nails and died so you can have life and have it more abundent. Thank him
2007-05-02 07:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a couple is one short. he'd need a few.
2007-05-03 03:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by n&ph fetish (male) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋