Yesterday I was sitting in the living room, reading holy bible and whoa! I saw a snake infront of me, it came out of nowhere and started talking like humans!!!!
Snake warned me not to read bible otherwise Satan will capture me and keep me as a Disco Jockey in hell. I said WHAT?
He said yeah and that bible talks **** about snakes, Animal Rights Officers of Hell have issued warrant against bible readers for provoking against their community.
My question to christians, is... Do you think snake is telling the truth in above incident?
2007-05-02 05:54:09 · 9 answers · asked by Bad God 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what are you on man? pass it over
2007-05-02 05:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Loathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snakes don't talk to people in this day and age. I recommend that you make an appointment with a psychiatrist to make sure you aren't suffering from a mental illness that causes you to hallucinate.
2007-05-02 12:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should reduce the dosage of whatever you're smoking.
2007-05-02 12:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Peg on this one.
2007-05-02 12:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No...this Christian will not. Do not pretend to be something you are not, you are not good at it.
The Skeptical Christian
Grace and Peace
Peg
2007-05-02 12:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
What a waste of my time.
2007-05-02 12:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to stop smoking what ever your smoking...You bad boy...shame...
2007-05-02 12:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, I think you took to much LSD.
2007-05-02 12:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by momof2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is possible!! but it did not happen to you!! liar
2007-05-02 12:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Not Of This World 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋