2007-05-02 05:30:43 · 15 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My sacred text (the Book of Squirrel) is right because it is the bomb diggity and all the others are whack.
2007-05-02 05:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 7⤊ 3⤋
My sacred text is right because it is the word of The Squirrel and all the others are rough toilet paper.
2007-05-02 19:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sacred text is right because it is written by The Squirrel, for The Squirrel (and his fans) and all the others are written only for humans.
2007-05-02 14:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by .......... 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My sacred text is right because it is RED and all the others are GREY.
2007-05-02 13:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My sacred text is right because it is guaranteed with a triple your money back if it's wrong clause and all the others are missing this vital guarantee.
That crafty Church of the SubGenius, when will the others follow your lead?
2007-05-02 12:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
My sacred text is right because it is yellow and all the others are green.
2007-05-02 12:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
My sacred text is right because it is what I have faith in and all the others are obviously false?
2007-05-02 12:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
My sacred text is right because it is still exactly the same from the day that God sent it down to this world and all the others have all been changed/edited.
2007-05-02 12:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Oooh i love mad libs!!
My sacred text is right because it is kinky and all the others are poop!
2007-05-02 12:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Inspired of God
Inspired by MAN
2007-05-02 12:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah S 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋