any quotations on sex?

Answer 1

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
-George Burns

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself.
-Mark Twain

Kids today are much more independent than their parents were. We're really into getting jobs and we mature sexually much earlier than a generation ago. Or, at least, we are involved in sex earlier
-Phoebe Cates

When me and Greg go off, it's all about sex.
-Colleen Haskell

Sickness, like sex, demands a private room, or at the very least, a discreet curtain around the ward bed.
-Violet Weingarten

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
-Aldous Huxley

I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I'm consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death.
-Courtney Love

My mother called me after one of the first episodes of MTV’s Loveline and said, 'So, when did you become so knowledgeable about oral sex?'
-Catherine McCord

Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
-Angela Carter

"None of my boyfriends has ever told be I was sexy or attractive. I think people only say that sort of thing in films."
-Charlie Dimmock

Even if Kylie offered me sex, I would say no!
-David Sneddon

The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find.
-Charles Baudelaire

A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man
-Mignon McLaughlin

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
-Lisa Snowdon

'I find it very difficult to draw a line between what's sex and what isn't. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar.'
-Bjork

I’ve always been a firm believer that casual sex is a good thing. There is too much fun to be derived from it for it to be anything but good.
-Colin Farrell

"I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep."
-Rupert Everett

'In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango'
-Tori Amos

Camilla's an extraordinarily sexy woman [on Camilla Parker-Bowles]
-Susannah Constantine

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
-Karl Marx

Cricket is like sex films - they relieve frustration and tension.
-Linda Lovelace

'I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.' - the quote Britney apparently regrets most
-Britney Spears

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-Jack Handy

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
-Anatole France

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
-W C Fields

There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. Might as well speak of a female liver.
-Charlotte Gilman

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.
-Cyril Connolly

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
-D H Lawrence

Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love.
-Woody Allen

I was married once for love, so I think the next time I’ll marry for money… a good-looking money man… who can give me lots of sex
-Chloe Jones

I get so into it. The only time I ever feel the same way is when I'm having sex; it's the epitome of unifying with something. [on playing bass]
-Melissa Auf Der Maur

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
-Joan Rivers

When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'
-Sharon Stone

The higher mental development of woman, the less possible it is for her to meet a congenial male who will see in her, not only sex, but also the human being, the friend, the comrade and strong individuality, who cannot and ought not lose a single trait of her character.
-Emma Goldman

I don't have sex. I make art. That's what I do. I think about sex when I'm making art.
-Tracy Emin

I feel like I'm too old to just have sex. I mean, I want to have sex, but with somebody who really loves me.
-Teri Hatcher

Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.
-Simone De Beauvoir

I won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse.
-Heather Thomas

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-Drew Carey

A part of sexuality may go to research, and a much larger part must lead to aesthetic creation. The art of the future will, because of the very opportunities and materials it will have at its command, need an infinitely stronger formative impulse than it does now.
-John Desmond Bernal

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
-John Osbourne

I'm all for the illusion that I'm a sex symbol.
-James Nesbitt

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
-Emo Philips

I am not a sexpot.
-Joey Heatherton

Playing is the only place where I've felt in touch with my sexuality, my spirituality and my emotions, and never ever, ever anywhere else. So my life is a bit tricky because when I'm not playing, I'm just trying to walk down the street.
-Tori Amos

I love to let out all my feelings of who I really am through my pictures. I let out my sexiness, innocence, daringness, sweet, and wild side.
-Alley Baggett

I'm good at a lot of things. Sex being one of them - so I think I've certainly succeeded at that.
-Jenna Jameson

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.
-Bill Maher

I'm not the sexy girl. I'm like a tomboy.
-Gisele

I don't want children lookin' at me like some kind of gangster. I want them to see someone who says: 'don't be promiscuous, have safe sex, don't do drugs and definitely don't carry guns.'
-Mary J Blige

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.
-Vivica Fox

'a moment's stupidity' [on newspaper reports of his involvement in cybersex]
-Leslie Grantham

Answer 2

With or without cream a fellas gotta know how to stir the coffee. My Grandpa

Answer 3

Virginity is a balloon in the carnival of life, that vanishes with the first prick.

Answer 4

Best one I ever heard was on "That 70s Show". It goes, "You girls can have sex whenever you want and you don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant."

Answer 5

"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." -Marilyn Sokol

Answer 6

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you. (Woody Allen)

Answer 7

lifes a dick,
when it gets hard,
**** it!