Did he laugh after he farted?
2007-05-02 04:17:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually I have a very high mentality...just a great sense of humor unlike SOME people!!! And BTW farting is always funny....no exceptions!!!
2007-05-02 04:27:41 · update #1
revised bible revised science. what do you think the big bang theory is really all about.he laughed so hard he invented man and commanded they make their own farts after eating off the tree of life.
2007-05-02 06:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by soulrbl34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you posted this. Of course Jesus farted. He was human, and if he was God, which is debatable, he was in human form and would have had to fart. I don't think he laughed everytime, that would be annoying and his disciples would have never taken him seriously and there would be no Christianity!! I'm glad you can find humor in something serious like religion.
2007-05-02 04:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question for a troll.
But here's what the Bible says. Smile along with me:
Hebrews 4:15
For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.
2007-05-02 04:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peace.. Why might want to GOD fart?why might want to GOD pray? Why might want to God favor nutrition?Why might want to God bypass bathroom? Doesnt make experience..God isn't in favor of all this. its like announcing if u were the producer of a cd participant and if the cd participant messes up, then u might want to ought to develop into the cd participant to understand why the cd participant messed..yet No, the producer continuously is time-honored with the way it knotted up, the way it develop into beforehand it broke down etc..and under no circumstances does the producer ought to develop into the cd participant to make it artwork.. the idea of Jesus being "God" or perhaps "son" of God is too contradictory contained in the bible...regardless of each little thing only mans artwork might want to be contradictory not God's.. The Quran shows the reality of Jesus, and has committed a financial ruin to mom Mary.. Peace
2016-12-05 05:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by klingelhoefer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he probably farted because he was human and no he probably didn't laugh because it's a bodily function and not funny.
2007-05-02 04:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by tcdrtw 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it is a silly question at all. I sometimes wonder the same thing. Was Jesus so perfect that he did not have gas, or his crap did not stink? I don't know why Christains are so offended over questions like this.
2007-05-02 04:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell yeah, everyone suffers from a bit of gas now and then. I think the only ones who laughed were the 12 disciples. Jesus just ignored it and carried on talking.
2007-05-02 04:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He farted and blamed Judas.
2007-05-02 04:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nope he probably has like the biggest butt hole if he farted he'd kill us all ( explains pollution)
2007-05-02 04:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by niaya w 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must have a low mentality
2007-05-02 04:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋