A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply, "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot."
"And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me."
"Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh really! What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get the sh!tty hairdo?"
2007-05-02 02:49:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u deserve 10 points for this
2007-05-10 00:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by sarolla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, like this one. Theres a morale in it. The client has the wisdom of the boy in the 3 boys who met a bear in the forest. It goes like this. 3 boys went to a forest. There came a huge bear. The first 2 boys were older and stronger so they quickly climbed up the tree. the younger boy couldnt run or climb up the tree in time and streched his hand for the other two to pull him but none did. As the bear approaches, the quick witted boy fell to the floor and feign death. The bear sniff him all over and check his nostrils and listen for his heartbeat to see if he was alive. The young boy controlled his breath so well that the bear thought he was dead and went away. When the older boys got down form the tree, they said they saw the bear talking to the boy. they asked the small boy what the bear told him. The small boy replied: It told me not to befriend those who in times of danger, care only for themselves.
2007-05-09 07:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 06:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I'm going to Rome this month, hope to meet pope ;)
2007-05-09 21:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that will teach that stupid hairdresser to "pick out d log from her own eye b4 she picks somebody's". n teach others to always follow their heart. i think dat was not just a joke but a moral lesson, good job.
2007-05-08 12:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by glitters 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke. lol funny
2007-05-09 03:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by mom2-3girls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry; this ones been on here recently. But it's still funny.
2007-05-09 09:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that poor old hairdresser probably lost his job
2007-05-09 23:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite Ok ; Sorry
2007-05-09 08:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by Charming 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, helloooo,Theo! I love the joke!
2007-05-09 08:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋