what can i do to help exacerbate global warming?

Question

i go outside and spray aerosol cans and i litter as much as possible, but i feel like i could do more.

Answer 1

Start eating beans.

Answer 2

Well, spraying aerosol products will actually have a *cooling* effect, not a warming one. Aerosol and similar particulates serve to increase cloud cover which insulates Earth against incoming solar radiation. So while you might think you're being exceptionally clever in doing this I should probably thank you for doing your part to help combat anthropogenic warming (although your method is quite unsophisticated and has a whole slew of separate problems associated with it).

Answer 3

great we need you

you definately qualify as an Enemy of the planet
and so can become a
prospective candidate for our exiting new revolutionary green GLOBAL recycling project

to combat overpopulation,help the water shortage ,take the presure of food supply ,stop expanding agriculture ,make a dent in people that contaminate ,and in general get rid of negative elements and most of all motivate others to behave more environmentaly correct ,

all you need is a white robe ,and bring a bottle (for me ,i hate the sight of blood)
we got our own knives and you (the enemy of the planet )is despatched heaven wards ,with dignaty ,(lots of chanting and stuff)
this makes religious people very happy ,
AND
we use the remains to compost the lands destroyed by irresponsible agriculture (more enemies to be found here ) and have an excuse for lots of full moon parties

the Gods and especially Gaia would be over the moon.

so what do you think?? can we put you down(no pun intended)for the party

Answer 4

Since global warming is fiction, I'm sorry to say you are probably wasting your time. However, if you consider the economic benefit to the aerosol can manufacturers and the jobs they provide, you may be considered a champion to their employees.

Answer 5

Get mad about it ,as it is directer at the poor so Gore can have his plane.