I bought pre-need creamation insurance. The agent ask me what I wanted done with the remains( ashes). I don't know.
Should I have them put in the ocean where I used to swim ?
Or in the river where I used to fish?
Or flushed down the toilet where I used to sit once a day ?
2007-05-02 02:14:14 · 8 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I vote for the toilet.
2007-05-02 02:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by tartu2222 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fun question! Actually, it's not all that expensive to have a portion of them shot out into space nowadays. James Dohan (Scotty), Gene Rodenberry, etc have had it done and I'm considering it myself.
Pay someone like a P.I. to blend your ashes in with a bitter X's food, hopefully she'll choke.
Have em poured into the concrete of a bridge pylon so they are always there watching over a river.
Toilet is the last place I'd do it, although there is a certain poetic statement to the thought lmao.
If you want info on the shot into space idea, send me a msg and I can look for the info. Hope it's a long time comin though.
2007-05-02 12:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Divide them up into three parts and put them in the ocean, river and toilet. Shoot them out of a cannon. Have them sprinkled out of a plane. Have them compressed into a diamond to give to a loved one. (Yes, some people are doing this. It costs a lot, though.)
Whatever you do with them, it will have no effect on you--you'll be dead. Your soul will be in whatever afterlife you believe in (if you believe in one) and won't really care one way or the other. Live your life and love it now:) Peace!
2007-05-02 09:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you like the water (fishing and swimming). Maybe you could divide them up between the two. Don't flush them down the toilet. Your life is more important than that.
2007-05-02 09:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put them in the ground and have a tree planted on it. That's what I'd do. Give back some gosh darn fertelizer to this suffering planet.
2007-05-02 09:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Learn from Keith Richards.
Have it snorted with coke to be enjoyed by others who love you.
2007-05-02 09:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let those who love you decide what to do with them. You won't give a rip once you're gone.
2007-05-02 09:19:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to the ground.
2007-05-02 09:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋