I don't like needles.
2007-05-02 02:10:33 · 29 answers · asked by SATAN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God has Humor
no needles involved to achieve His Love
2007-05-02 02:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually, I've seen some pretty funny jokes in this forum. So no, Christians have a sense of humor. A humor bypass sounds like an extremely painful procedure, and I wouldn't recommend it, except in extreme cases.
2007-05-02 09:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by singwritelaugh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I'm a Christian but still that’s a good point! Just because you are a Christian doesn’t mean your humor has to be removed (though I think many have undergone the procedure without knowing it was not a qualification to have God in your life). It says we were made in His image right? Well look at the stuff that happens in our lives and tell me God doesn’t have a sense of humor!
2007-05-02 09:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Madi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having undergone a bypass (a heart bypass, that is), I can tell you, the needle is the least of your worries.
Seriously, whatever religion you desire to convert to, you will need to retain your sense of humor.
2007-05-02 09:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by tamarindwalk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes you will, unlike the other uptigth religions, you are actually going to have to have a sense of humor to be a christian, life is to short to always be angry. Join the Force.
2007-05-02 09:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
To become a Christian, all you need to do is accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. No needles involved.
If you truly want to do this, email me. Just click my avatar (the picture to the left) and click email rarhodes001. I'd be happy to share specifically how to do this.
2007-05-02 09:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
no You wont have to undergo surgery but youwill be changed because god can help you in many ways even more than you know believith in the holy spirit and ye shall be saved go now and sin no more and i say unto you readith the word of god because the word is god and it is god that we live for.
2007-05-02 09:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by dynomight892001 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am a Christian and I am known for my laughter. . .there is nothing better than a good laugh that brings tears to your eyes. People have such a messed up view of Christians. . .I seem to keep saying this but I will say it again, we are human too.:)
2007-05-02 09:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by sparkles9 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That...would depend on which sect you want to join;) Some denominations can laugh at themselves graciously, while others takes themselves wayyyyy too seriously.
2007-05-02 09:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's doubtful that you possess a sense of humor right now, so what's there to bypass?
2007-05-02 09:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋