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Cabernet Sauvignon, Shiraz, Merlot?

2007-05-02 01:36:20 · 15 answers · asked by Fatty 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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wine made from grape....?

2007-05-02 01:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sυ$ιє 5 · 1 0

Weak Reasoning; Poor Judgment
The whole of Scripture is clearly and adamantly against the consumption of alcohol, but human nature will look upon any textual ambiguity as a "loophole" to justify drinking alcohol.

An example of this reasoning is the wedding in Cana, where Jesus turned water into wine. Those who support the intake of alcohol suggest this must have been alcoholic wine-after all, it was a wedding, and every wedding has wine-right? But let's pause to consider the implications. There were six pots for Jesus to fill, and each of those would hold 20 to 30 gallons. That's up to 180 gallons of beverage!

Are we to believe that Jesus made 180 gallons of a destructive drug-enough to get every guest drunk and launch this new marriage with slurring lips and staggering feet? Indeed, He would have been acting against His own Word (Habakkuk 2:15; Luke 12:45; Ephesians 5:18)! If we approach this passage relying on the whole of Scripture, we must surely come to the conclusion that Jesus made unfermented wine-and the governor of the feast complimented the groom on its pure quality (John 2:4-10).

2007-05-02 08:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Damian 5 · 0 1

Whatever it was, it was the best tasting wine available. We know this by the knowledgeable party goers knowing you put out the best wine first and go down by the middle servings, nobody can tell the lesser quality being served. These people could easily tell it was much better and they knew wine.

To damien, The Bible is not against alcohol in wine or in geeneral. It IS against drunkedness, over-indulgence in alcohol.
People make the same mistake about money. Everyone needs some money. The Bible isn't against money. It warns against the LOVE of money; greed. Making the acquiring of money your big aim in life.

2007-05-02 10:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0 0

Jesus Juice is easily distinguished from other wines, as it usually comes in Coke cans. It is most effective on an empty stomach and should be served with Easy Mac.

2007-05-02 08:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Divine wine

2007-05-02 08:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you think anything the son of God made would be able to be made by man...

shame on you

Next thing you'll be thinking is that Jesus was human and acted as one of us...


honestly he was one of the people, "people" don't drink wine, they drink beer, it was only the snotty Italians who changed the holy language from Hebrew to Latin (can I say what the??) who said it was wine

and the best beer is VB

nods

2007-05-02 08:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

What answer would you accept?
Obviously you just want to poke fun at Christ and Christianity, so whats the point. just another hater

2007-05-02 08:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd say he makes somewhat of a squeal while being nailed to a cross.

2007-05-02 08:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Diagoras 4 · 0 1

Son-shine! it's like the opposite of moonshine.

2007-05-02 08:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by anton t 7 · 2 1

read the bible
people expected miricles thus they saw mirivles
read it properly
jesus spake it is not yet my time
ie give them the hand wash water for all i care
ie the servants raided the hosts private stash
jesus dosnt give drunks more wine
wake up to your self fatty

2007-05-02 08:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Not Merlot!! Jesus said: "I am NOT drinking any $#@#$%$ Merlot!"

2007-05-02 08:42:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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