What would Jesus do if you asked him "What would Jesus do?"?

Question

Would it rip a hole in the space-time continuum or would he start referring to himself in the 3rd person like Ricky Henderson?

Answer 1

I really hope he'd say "Your mom", cause that'd be stupidly hilarious.

Answer 2

Since he would know your heart he would most likely call you a viper and tell you to repent with the strongest of terms. In otherwords he would treat you like he did the Pharisees'.

Me I wouldn't have to ask the question since I already know what he would do. His Fathers will as laid out in the Old & New Testiments.

Answer 3

The Jesus Of Suburbia is an obese, drugged out suburban New Yorker who can't really do anything, partly due to his enormous girth, and partly due to years of inaction causing his bedsores to fuse with his ever-present leather sofa. He has several chins and rarely shaves, making his appearance somewhat like Saddam Hussein, only much larger and without the tan.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Of_Suburbia

Answer 4

No, he usually passes himself off as George Harrison.

Answer 5

Jesus would say,` I do that which pleases My Father`

Answer 6

Jesus said " I come to do my father's will"

Jesus said to them: “My food is for me to do the will of him that sent me and to finish his work.

So he would say" what would my father do?"

Answer 7

Were you dropped, as a baby? Perhaps several times and deliberatly?

Answer 8

I'm going to have to second Stephanie C's answer.

Answer 9

He'd say ask the What Should I do Retard!

Answer 10

His answer will be: Jesus will do God's will !