Three men died and were taken by St. Peter to the top of a cliff. He said to them that since they had been such great outstanding citizens of earth...that they would be given one chance to become anything that they desired. The first man ran to the edge of the cliff...jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an eagle", instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.
The second man ran to the edge of the cliff...jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an owl", instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset.
The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock and shouted "oh Sh*t".........
2007-05-02 00:30:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaahaha nice jokes i like it av a star
2007-05-02 02:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-02 00:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what i call a joke! Brilliant Loki. 10/10+star
2007-05-02 01:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it-good
2007-05-02 00:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha its good
2007-05-02 21:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by dedaliuswizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope the third man landd on someone, if you know what i mean.lol.xx
2007-05-02 00:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-02 00:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!
eeewwww
that would smell.... :D yuck
good un
2007-05-02 00:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd be a falcon
2007-05-02 02:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-05-02 00:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋