If your girlfriend wasn't putting out and claimed to be a virgin would you believe her if she became pregnant and claimed the baby must be God's rather than the milkman's? Or would you just kick the tart out?
2007-05-01 22:55:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd let her hang about for a while.
Try and figure out if I could make some money out of it.
Write a book, do a few chat shows.
Televise the birth.
Exploit the "son of god" for financial gain then expose the cheating tart live on TV with a paternity test proving it was the milk man's kid and he want nothing to do with her because she was crap in bed.
2007-05-02 01:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Lucius Shitface 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well..the Christians believe in it. lol. Just kick the tart out.
2007-05-02 06:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by z_jepoh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried asking a hypothetical question to christians a couple of minutes ago, it failed miserably, not ONE of them answered the actual question. Their imaginations must have been stamped out at a young age.
2007-05-02 06:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps it was the "second coming" (of the milkman) that performed her personal little miracle.
2007-05-02 08:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by U.K.Export 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Go and seek out this God and kick his butt for messing around with your woman!. Then tell her to get out for cheating on you in the first place.
2007-05-02 06:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Solista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call the guys in white coats and pretend to care long enough to make sure she got the help she needed.Once she was locked up for her delusions I would cease any relationship.
2007-05-02 06:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Tobeornottobe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the only one truly born from a virgin. No I wouldn't believe her. Who knows, it could be from the Coke man instead of the milkman because you know COKE IS IT.
2007-05-02 05:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by 38C 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Remember, Joseph considered divorcing Mary quietly when he found out she was preggers.
2007-05-02 10:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by smt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends. If there was a prophecy pending and if God told me personally that it was immaculate conception...there's not much I could do...
2007-05-02 06:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! I dont think i would beleive the immaculate conception malarcy like!!yeh, throw her out
2007-05-02 05:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋